AprilEatsTacos

e-zekiel:

okay so today I was at the mall and this girl walking in front of me and tripped and fell and instead of helping her up like a normal person would- I decided to make her feel less embarrassed and fall down too

but I guess another guy had the same idea because we fell at the same time

and then another person fell

and another

and suddenly I was lying in the middle of an impromptu fainting mob and a lot of people were shouting

and the girl who’d originally fallen looked so happy

I’M OFFICIALLY A DENTAL ASSISTANT!

gooutfighting:

now taking applications for my gang, please have your mum sign your permission slip and return it in by next wednesday

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctor’s the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

areallyradblog:

*opens ice cream shop and names it What’s the Scoop*